9 thoughts on “Limericks

  1. There was once a musical king
    Who suddenly started to sing
    His name was Kyle
    He liked to sing Gangnam Style
    He was such a talented king

  2. There was a teacher named Mr Towse ,
    one day he bought a pet mouse,
    the mouse didn’t eat cheese,
    all though it drank febreze,
    and he lived in a lived in a little mouse house.

  3. there once was a grizzly bear,
    who likes to eat his underwear.
    He likes to laugh whilst
    in the boiling bath
    late he had a nightmare.

  4. There once was a boy from Peru
    Who somehow swallowed his shoe.
    One sunny day he tried,
    until he cried.
    Maybe next time he should chew.

  5. There was a cat who wants a mouse.
    Then one day he met Mr Towse.
    When the cat started to pownse.
    He ran away crying ouch.
    When Mr Towse ran into his house.

  6. There once lived a very grumpy king,
    who hated diamond bling,
    one day he bought his wife a diamond necklace,
    then he wanted the diamond necklace which was wreckless,
    now he really wants to sing.

  7. There once was a black cat
    who wore a white hat.
    He wore silly shoes
    that he never could loose
    but he loved his big hat.

  8. there once was a fluffy old dog
    who fell flat on a wooden log
    he decided to have a snooze
    after he changed his shoes
    which were stole by a frog

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